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Hayseed

1.0 93 mins 1997
Director(s): Josh Levy Andrew Hayes

Release Date: 17 Wed, Sep 1997

In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Casts of Hayseed

Jamie Shannon

as Gordie

Deborah Theaker

as Judy

Stuart Bailey

as Andy Warhol

Paul Bellini

as Gordie's Dad

Sarain Boylan

as Heidi

Bruce Deller

as Mr. Black Laquer

Marc Hickox

as Emile

Elva Mai Hoover

as Auntie Charity

Alex Karzis

as Slim

Bruce LaBruce

as Mr. Chartreuse

Dan Lett

as Liam Burbage

Daniel MacIvor

as Mr. Taupe

Shelly Mars

as Rita

Steve McKay

as Speedo (voice)

Mark McKinney

as Alien Doctor

Trout McNally

as Baby

Dan Redican

as The Saddest Man in the World

Jeff Rogers

as Trevor

Scott Thompson

as J.D. Wood

Maria Vacratsis

as Auntie Prudence

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